xỉu ngang
Fainting sideways — collapsing theatrically from shock, cuteness, or a price tag; often doubled as "xỉu ngang xỉu dọc" (fainting in every direction).
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Fainting sideways — collapsing theatrically from shock, cuteness, or a price tag; often doubled as "xỉu ngang xỉu dọc" (fainting in every direction).
Fainting up AND down — the Vietnamese-English mashup for being repeatedly, comprehensively overwhelmed.
Pretty darn premium — Northern "phết" tempers "xịn" into impressed understatement: better than expected, worth saying so.
Fancy-schmancy — playful upgrade of "xịn" (premium) for anything impressively swanky, from gadgets to wedding setups.
Frozen in place — so stunned you’re hairspray-set where you stand.
synonym of ba que xỏ lá
Brocade worn walking at night — glory paraded where no eye can price it.
Returning home in brocade — coming back to one's village crowned with success.
Medicine is intention — the physician's charter to adapt, never to practice by rote.
Painting the gourd from the model — imitation tracing the outline it was given.
Doctors can kill as medicine can save — the drug heaven made, the hand can still misuse.
Yang lake — bilingual pun on 'giang hồ' (yang ~ giang, lake ~ hồ): a wannabe gangster, said with a smirk.
Texting shortcut for “ý kiến riêng” — just my personal opinion (IMO).
Loved, hoisted to heaven; hated, pressed into the earth — appraisal by affection, calibrated in altitude.
Love gives the rod, hate gives the treats — the old inversion: discipline is care, indulgence is neglect.
Loving the flower, grip its branch — affection that takes hold of what holds the beloved.
In love, seven arecas split into three; in hate, six split into ten — generosity and spite, measured in betel.
In love, a six-slice areca nut is cut in three; in spite, the same nut is cut in ten — affection makes portions generous and grudges make them stingy: how you divide shows how you feel.
Sisters love; sisters-in-law bristle — the same house, two chemistries.
In love we swapped shirts — home, mother asks: crossing the bridge, the wind took it — the beloved lie of young lovers.
In love the spiny caltrop is round; in hate the soap-nut is square — affection redraws geometry itself.
The deeper the love, the sharper the bite — passion keeps teeth.
In love, any mountain can be climbed, any river forded, any pass crossed — the anthem of determined lovers.
Love someone and you love their very road; hate someone and you hate their whole clan — feeling annexes everything adjacent.
love a lot and you will get sick, hug a lot and you will get weak (alluding to STD and impotence due to overindulgence)
Loved, all virtues; hated, all faults — affection edits the evidence.
Love children and children fill your house — affection is the best-attended address.
Do swallows and sparrows know the swan's ambition — small wings can't read a great bird's flight plan.
Weak as a snail — strength in homeopathic doses.
A graceful, gentle maiden — demure elegance in the classical mold.
Southern-flavored texting shortcut for “vậy” — so / like that. “sao z?” = what’s wrong / how come?
'Ah— never mind' — the art of raising a thing and instantly retracting it.
Neither quite man nor quite woman — of ambiguous appearance; an unkind label for androgyny.
the risk is, the difficulty is (therefore unable to do the aforementioned thing)
what goes around comes around; you reap what you sow; as you sow, so shall you reap.
Vicious-mouthed — habitually saying cruel, wounding things.
synonym of ác cái là
to act cruelly, brutally, without conscience
The wicked have their own wicked demons — one bad actor is ground down by another; evil wears out evil.
extremely cruel and brutal
The yoke in the middle of the road — trouble lying right in one's path.
The yoke lying mid-road, hauled onto one's own neck — trouble that was nobody's, volunteered for.
having an intersex genitalia or being intersex in general
Love others as yourself — the classical rule of measuring every act by your own wishes.
Om mani padme hum in Vietnamese folk recitation — the Avalokiteśvara mantra as chanted at village altars.
to temporarily stand down one's army in order to wait and see how things develop
My shirt's hem thread is torn — I have no wife yet, and my old mother can no longer sew — the bachelor's artful complaint, fishing for a bride.
A brocade robe worn at night — splendor no one is awake to see.
The shirt still goes on over the head — hierarchy holds, whatever the fashion.
No shirt goes on over the head — children don't overrule their parents.
A torn shirt patched at the shoulder — poverty worn honestly and mended with care.
A short shirt can't be shaken longer — accept the measure of what you have.
At the end of yin, yang returns.
having more females than males
Kindness weighty as a mountain — a debt of gratitude past repaying.
It's all much the same pot — a punning shrug that what happened was bound to be so, and one may as well accept it.
“S.O.S!” — mock distress call for funny emergencies.
Profit to self, harm to others — gain whose invoice goes to one's neighbors.
Fewer monks, fuller alms-bags — the fewer who share, the fatter each portion.
"Less sugar" — the modern café request; Vietnamese drinks run sweet, and this phrase is how locals dial it down.