walking carpet
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Meaning · English
An exceptionally hairy person.
Register: derogatory, humorous, slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
“Really.” Mac arched a thick eyebrow. “You didn't say anything about my body hair when we were going out together.” / Peter kept his eyes on the espresso and away from Mac's hairy wrist. “You're not like...that guy. You're not a walking carpet. And my God, you've got muscle definition.”
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “walking carpet” mean?
An exceptionally hairy person.
Is “walking carpet” formal or informal?
walking carpet is generally derogatory, humorous, slang.