English · Slang Attested

walking carpet

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Meaning · English

An exceptionally hairy person.

⚠ Register: derogatory, humorous, slang

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

“Really.” Mac arched a thick eyebrow. “You didn't say anything about my body hair when we were going out together.” / Peter kept his eyes on the espresso and away from Mac's hairy wrist. “You're not like...that guy. You're not a walking carpet. And my God, you've got muscle definition.”

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “walking carpet” mean?

An exceptionally hairy person.

Is “walking carpet” formal or informal?

walking carpet is generally derogatory, humorous, slang.

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