vampire's teabag

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Also seen as: vampire teabag · vampire tea bag

Meaning · English

A tampon, especially an in-use or used one.

Register: derogatory, slang

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

I had the unenviable job of clearing one for somebody not long ago and the obstruction turned out to be a number of vampire's teabags gathered in a mass.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “vampire's teabag” mean?

A tampon, especially an in-use or used one.

Is “vampire's teabag” formal or informal?

vampire's teabag is generally derogatory, slang.