useful as tits on a bull

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Meaning · English

Totally useless.

Register: vulgar

Where it’s used: Used American English
Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “useful as tits on a bull” mean?

Totally useless.

Is “useful as tits on a bull” formal or informal?

useful as tits on a bull is generally vulgar.