English · Slang Candidate 18+

squish mitten

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Meaning · English

The vagina.

⚠ Register: slang, vulgar

Where it’s used: Used American English

Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play? James Wilson: She's a friend. Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “squish mitten” mean?

The vagina.

Is “squish mitten” formal or informal?

squish mitten is generally slang, vulgar.

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