squish mitten
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Meaning · English
The vagina.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play?
James Wilson: She's a friend.
Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “squish mitten” mean?
The vagina.
Is “squish mitten” formal or informal?
squish mitten is generally slang, vulgar.