spoiled grape juice
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Meaning · English
Wine.
Register: humorous, slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Any time I let a kindergarten crowd like that work a trick on me that was invented right after Noah discovered spoiled grape juice, I owe myself a month in jail.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “spoiled grape juice” mean?
Wine.
Is “spoiled grape juice” formal or informal?
spoiled grape juice is generally humorous, slang.