shake hands with the unemployed

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Sense 1

Meaning · English

To urinate.

Nghĩa · Tiếng Việt

Đi tiểu

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Register: slang

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

An older man made this remark when he left the bar to urinate: "Well, I'll go back and shake hands with the unemployed." Since he was heading for the men's room I didn't get the significance of this statement for a minute or so; it was, of course, a reference to sexual inactivity.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Sense 2

Meaning · English

To masturbate.

Nghĩa · Tiếng Việt

Tự sướng

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Register: slang

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “shake hands with the unemployed” mean?

To urinate.

Is “shake hands with the unemployed” formal or informal?

shake hands with the unemployed is generally slang.