schlonged

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Meaning · English

Having a penis with a specified attribute.

Register: slang, vulgar

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

Eighteen months, he said, and in return I'd get out of the draft. Really? So Captain Dankbloom declared. No having to undress with men, older and longer schlonged.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “schlonged” mean?

Having a penis with a specified attribute.

Is “schlonged” formal or informal?

schlonged is generally slang, vulgar.