pull someone's plonker
In real, traceable use. Part of the curated seed collection; community review is coming.
Sense 1
Meaning · English
To masturbate (someone).
⚠ Register: slang, vulgar
Examples
Last night I lay in bed and pulled my plonker,
It did me good, I knew it would, […]
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Sense 2
Meaning · English
Synonym of pull someone's leg (“to tease or goad someone by jokingly lying to them”).
⚠ Register: slang, vulgar
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
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Common questions
What does “pull someone's plonker” mean?
To masturbate (someone).
Is “pull someone's plonker” formal or informal?
pull someone's plonker is generally slang, vulgar.
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