English · Slang Attested 18+

procrasturbate

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Meaning · English

To procrastinate by masturbating.

⚠ Register: slang, vulgar

Where it’s used: Used American English

"Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Meaning · English

To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.

⚠ Register: slang, vulgar

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

What does “procrasturbate” mean?

To procrastinate by masturbating.

Is “procrasturbate” formal or informal?

procrasturbate is generally slang, vulgar.

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