procrasturbate
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Sense 1
Meaning · English
To procrastinate by masturbating.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
"Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Sense 2
Meaning · English
To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.
Register: slang, vulgar
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “procrasturbate” mean?
To procrastinate by masturbating.
Is “procrasturbate” formal or informal?
procrasturbate is generally slang, vulgar.