piece of crumpet
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Meaning · English
A very sexually desirable woman.
Register: slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
She's a piece of crumpet, that one.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “piece of crumpet” mean?
A very sexually desirable woman.
Is “piece of crumpet” formal or informal?
piece of crumpet is generally slang.