pet the kitty
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Meaning · English
To masturbate by stimulating the vulva.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Once you've got her "petting the kitty," watch her carefully, very carefully, not just for your own excitement—though it is, of course, very exciting—but to see how she likes to be touched.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “pet the kitty” mean?
To masturbate by stimulating the vulva.
Is “pet the kitty” formal or informal?
pet the kitty is generally slang, vulgar.