muff diver

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Sense 1

Meaning · English

One who performs cunnilingus.

Register: derogatory, slang, vulgar

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

Why does your face have the look that Ravola’s had when they caught him, / The muff-diver, getting his beard all wet in Rhodope’s you-know?

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Sense 2

Meaning · English

A lesbian.

Register: derogatory, slang, vulgar

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “muff diver” mean?

One who performs cunnilingus.

Is “muff diver” formal or informal?

muff diver is generally derogatory, slang, vulgar.