meat scepter
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Meaning · English
The penis.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
[…] Xavier prepares himself for the big event by asking Amy, during an intimate moment, for all of the details about Jordan's "throbbing purple meat scepter" and how he prefers to use it.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “meat scepter” mean?
The penis.
Is “meat scepter” formal or informal?
meat scepter is generally slang, vulgar.