meat and two veg
In real, traceable use. Part of the curated seed collection; community review is coming.
Meaning · English
The male genitals.
Register: slang
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “meat and two veg” mean?
The male genitals.
Is “meat and two veg” formal or informal?
meat and two veg is generally slang.