johnson
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Meaning · English
Penis.
Register: slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “johnson” mean?
Penis.
Is “johnson” formal or informal?
johnson is generally slang.