hoser

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Sense 1

Meaning · English

One that hoses, i.e. hurts someone badly.

Register: slang

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

All three of these are blue-hosers. Every color in Magic has cards specifically designed to hurt it. Against many of the hosers, you can't really do much; the best strategy is simply not to rely too much on a single color.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Sense 2

Meaning · English

A person (especially a farmer) who siphons gasoline out of a vehicle or piece of equipment.

Register: slang

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Sense 3

Meaning · English

A person who hoses down a lake after a game of ice hockey, to return it to a smooth state.

Register: slang

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “hoser” mean?

One that hoses, i.e. hurts someone badly.

Is “hoser” formal or informal?

hoser is generally slang.