hairy canary
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Sense 1
Meaning · English
The penis.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
"You don't really want me to stop it, do you?" he asked, sticking his tongue into her ear, massaging her underwear, and pressing her hand against his hairy canary.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Sense 2
Meaning · English
A temper tantrum.
Register: slang
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “hairy canary” mean?
The penis.
Is “hairy canary” formal or informal?
hairy canary is generally slang, vulgar.