custard cannon
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Meaning · English
The penis.
Register: slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
It is a supremely sensitive part of the custard cannon and can be tenderly stimulated with licking and kissing.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “custard cannon” mean?
The penis.
Is “custard cannon” formal or informal?
custard cannon is generally slang.