cuff the carrot
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Meaning · English
To masturbate by stroking one's penis.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “cuff the carrot” mean?
To masturbate by stroking one's penis.
Is “cuff the carrot” formal or informal?
cuff the carrot is generally slang, vulgar.