English · Slang Attested 18+

cuff the carrot

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Meaning · English

To masturbate by stroking one's penis.

⚠ Register: slang, vulgar

Where it’s used: Used American English

Examples

Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “cuff the carrot” mean?

To masturbate by stroking one's penis.

Is “cuff the carrot” formal or informal?

cuff the carrot is generally slang, vulgar.

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