crumpet
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Sense 1
Meaning · English
A sexually attractive person or, collectively, people; usually referring to women.
Register: dated, slang
Examples
Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Sense 2
Meaning · English
The head.
Register: slang
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “crumpet” mean?
A sexually attractive person or, collectively, people; usually referring to women.
Is “crumpet” formal or informal?
crumpet is generally dated, slang.