crotch goblin
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Meaning · English
A child.
Register: derogatory, slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
She's three. I am marrying him not his crotch goblin. That's his mistake not mine.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “crotch goblin” mean?
A child.
Is “crotch goblin” formal or informal?
crotch goblin is generally derogatory, slang.