crotch fruit
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Meaning · English
A child; offspring.
Register: derogatory, slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Who in their right freaking mind would take a 30-hour flight with ANY child, let alone an infant in diapers! […] I would hate to have been a passenger on that plane with her and her poop factory crotch fruit!
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “crotch fruit” mean?
A child; offspring.
Is “crotch fruit” formal or informal?
crotch fruit is generally derogatory, slang.