English · Idiom Candidate

couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

Proposed by a contributor, not yet supported by evidence.

Both English Tiếng Việt

Meaning · English

completely incompetent or inept

Nghĩa · Tiếng Việt

hoàn toàn vô năng hoặc kém cỏi

Machine-translated — suggest a fix

Literally: unable to plan a party in a place with ample resources

Where it’s used: Used Widespread English

Examples

The new manager couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery, so we're not surprised the project failed

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Sources & notes

Listed in Wiktionary’s “English idioms” category (retrieved 2026-07-29); definition pending editorial review. Definition drafted by AI (@cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast) and auto-approved by rule on 2026-07-30; pending editor spot-check.

Common questions

What does “couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery” mean?

completely incompetent or inept Literally: unable to plan a party in a place with ample resources

Is “couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery” formal or informal?

No register label has been reviewed yet — treat it as neutral and check the usage notes above.

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