calm your tits
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Meaning · English
Calm down! (Used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc.)
Register: derogatory, slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
Jesus H. Christ dude, calm your tits! Don't get so damn worked up; we'll sort it out.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “calm your tits” mean?
Calm down! (Used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc.)
Is “calm your tits” formal or informal?
calm your tits is generally derogatory, slang, vulgar.