blumpkin
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Meaning · English
The act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating on the toilet.
Register: slang, vulgar
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “blumpkin” mean?
The act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating on the toilet.
Is “blumpkin” formal or informal?
blumpkin is generally slang, vulgar.