bald-headed hermit
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Meaning · English
The penis.
Register: slang
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Examples
You better remember denying me later when you're trying to hide the bald-headed hermit.
Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “bald-headed hermit” mean?
The penis.
Is “bald-headed hermit” formal or informal?
bald-headed hermit is generally slang.