as much use as a chocolate fireguard
In real, traceable use. Part of the curated seed collection; community review is coming.
Meaning · English
Useless; pointless.
Register: humorous
Where it’s used:
Used
American English
Sources & notes
Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).
Common questions
What does “as much use as a chocolate fireguard” mean?
Useless; pointless.
Is “as much use as a chocolate fireguard” formal or informal?
as much use as a chocolate fireguard is generally humorous.