English · Proverb Attested 18+

any hole's a goal

In real, traceable use. Part of the curated seed collection; community review is coming.

Also seen as: if there is a hole, there is a goal · if there's a hole, there's a goal

Both English Tiếng Việt

Meaning · English

Any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.

Nghĩa · Tiếng Việt

Bất kỳ đối tác nào cũng được chấp nhận

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Examples

See, I don't really like screwing men, although any hole's a goal and all that, but women are soft and smooth and weak and small. They're easy to grab, easy to control.

Usage example from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30)

Sources & notes

Adapted from English Wiktionary (CC BY-SA 4.0, retrieved 2026-07-30 via kaikki.org).

Common questions

What does “any hole's a goal” mean?

Any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.

Is “any hole's a goal” formal or informal?

any hole's a goal is generally vulgar.