mete out
To distribute something in portions; to apportion or dole out.
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meth cook
A person who illegally produces methamphetamine, often in a home or makeshift lab.
meth mouth
Extreme tooth decay resulting from the long-term use of methamphetamine.
methhead
A person who is addicted to or routinely uses methamphetamines.
methinx
Eye dialect spelling of methinks.
method to (one's) madness
Despite one's seemingly random approach, there is actually orderly structure or logic to it.
metric fuckton
Synonym of metric shitload.
metty
The Tyne and Wear Metro.
mew
A pseudoscientific method to restructure someone's jawline by pressing their tongue to the roof of their mouth. Coined by controversial British dentist John Mew and his son, Mike, the term became popular in the late 2010s and on TikTok.
mewing
The practice of flattening one's tongue against the roof of the mouth with the aim of improving jaw and facial structure.
mexcrement
Mexican (of or relating to Mexico).
mexican car wash
The "washing" of a motor vehicle by a rainstorm.
mexican overdrive
Synonym of angel gear.
mexican standoff
A stalemate, or a confrontation among two or more sides that no side can win.
mexifornication
The transformation of California by an infusion of Mexican culture, especially as a result of illegal immigration.
mexxy
The recreational drug methoxetamine.
MF
Initialism of motherfucker.
MFWIC
Initialism of motherfucker who's in charge.
michigan bankroll
One or several high-denomination banknotes wrapped around a larger number of smaller ones, intended to look like more money than it actually is.
mick
An Irishman.
Mickey Bliss
piss (act of urination)
Mickey D
McDonald's, a chain of fast-food restaurants.
Mickey D's
McDonald's (the chain of fast food restaurants).
Mickey Finn
An alcoholic or non-alcoholic drink deliberately doctored with a drug intended to quickly render the drinker unconscious.
Mickey Mouse
Grouse, excellent.
micky off
Synonym of mike off.
micro
Clipping of micromanagement.
microdick
Synonym of micropenis.
microfic
Synonym of ficlet.
micronesian time
A notional system of time which others sometimes derogatorily ascribe to Micronesians, and which they sometimes jocularly ascribe to themselves, to account for their supposed tendency to be leisurely, not rigorous about scheduling, and often tardy.
microshaft
The computer company Microsoft.
microslop
The technology company Microsoft.
microsoft
To Microsoftify.
micros~1
The computing company Microsoft.
microwave
To provide minimal preparation for implementation, deeming full or extensive preparation as unnecessary.
microwave up
To cook (something) by microwaving.
mid
Average, mediocre, not bad or not special. Often used in a negative and insulting way. Sometimes used to emphasize the approachability of a conventionally attractive woman (e.g., "beautiful mid").
middies
Middle-grade marijuana.
middle-aisle it
To get married.
middle-finger
To show the middle finger (an obscene gesture directed towards another as an insult) to (someone or something).
middy
A midshipman.
midnight in a coal mine
A state of pitch-blackness.
midnight munchies
A sudden, often intense hunger or craving for a snack late at night.
midnight oil
The drug opium.
MidoTsu
The ship of characters Izuku Midoriya and Tsuyu Asui from the My Hero Academia series.
midpack
The middle of a pack, especially in a race
midpiss
A point in time during urination.
midpollo
The canonical ship (romantic pairing) between Midnighter and Apollo from DC.
midrats
midnight rations
mids
Middle-grade marijuana.
midshipman's nuts
Broken pieces of biscuit eaten as dessert.
midshipmite
A little or petty midshipman.
mieskeit
An ugly person.
mighty white of you, and variations thereof
"thank you for being fair.
mike mugger
A speaker who is too close to the microphone, causing unwanted noise in the transmission.
Mike Obama
Michelle Obama.
mike off
To leave, run away, abandon or escape.
mike up
To fit a microphone and transmitter to (a person). Usually for television performers, or for police informers.
milch cow
A German WWII submarine designed to carry large cargoes of supplies and transfer them to other submarines.
mild as milk
Very mild, in temperament or otherwise.